Friday's Letters

Dear Joe on Big Brother, Dude, stop screaming.  You're like the old man version of Dora.  Ever heard of an inside voice?  Try it.

Dear Water, I know you are good for me but I really wish you tasted more like orange soda or maybe a Shirley Temple. 

Dear Fall, I'm so excited for you I can almost taste it.  Summer is great, and all, but I miss Uggs and leggings and pumpkin spice anything and everything. Mmmm.

Dear Elena, Seriously with the dancing?  I can't.  Every time you hear music you start shaking your groove thing and doing your crazy reverse raise the roof move.  Don't ever stop.

Dear Paul, How is it possible that you were singing Adam Sandler's Hannukah Song when you got home only for me to tell you that I had *just* been singing his Thanksgiving song trying to get Elena to eat her turkey.  I mean, really???  #soulmates

Dear "Like if you think this is sad/funny/cruel/ironic/beautiful..." posts on Facebook, You are annoying as all hell.  You are clogging up my feed.  I will never click like, even if I DO like you.  Strictly on principle.  And yes, I am old enough to remember who Captain Kangaroo was.  WHO CARES! 

Dear proud displayers of stick figure family stickers, In case you didn't know and wanted my opinion, these are the dumbest invention ever.  I honestly don't care about your BBQ-ing dad and your Shop-a-holic Mom and sporty kids.  Let's not forget Rover and Whiskers.  I'm all about loving on your family but pimping them out as decals on your ride is lame. 

Dear Self, Why are you such a hater today????

Dear Nutella, Don't ever change.  You are perfect just the way you are.  

Dear New Followers, So excited you're sticking around! Thanks so much for the love! You make me a happy girl.

Happy weekend...Get at it and make it a good one!